to all new followers: hello. welcome to have you.  a little bit about myself:

1. guys who wear those puppy play hoods in public are braver than the troops

2. music should sound like 6 instruments that all hate each other

3. i’m the most ethnically ambiguous creature on land

grox:

Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you

(via lokaror)

I left the USA years ago but there’s so much I miss about its rich culture. like driving to Kroger. and driving back from Kroger. and driving to work. or stopping at Kroger on the way home from work

catgirl-kaiju:

yoshicolonoscopyfootageofficial:

tekkengundamdykefag:

Tumblr girlies will see the word “girldick” and hit reblog before they even realize

Realize what

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(via granwave)

transgenderization:

as always, death to the english monarchy, death to the israeli apartheid state, and, of course, death to america

(via tricotmalewife)

aropride:

im seeing lyric parallels only perceptible to shrimp

(via confield)

holo-tape:

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i accidentally corrupted my sims 2 town and now whenever the baby cries i can bribe him 50 big ones to stop

(via granwave)

fallingtowers:

bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)

(via granwave)

discoursedrome:

10001gecs:

tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large

(via faustandfurious)

hoverman0:

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

(via confield)

spaceboytoy:

spaceboytoy:

spaceboytoy:

Genuinely feel like I’m going insane any time I try to explain to someone that Top Gun Maverick exists to convince you that the US violating international laws of war to strike neutral countries (as it does near constantly) is good

I just kinda feel like the joker when I try to get the point across that this movie exists solely to convince you that unchecked US warmongering is a good and heroic thing

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Something deeply, unfixably wrong with you.

(via tricotmalewife)